I never watched the show Lost. As a person who never watched the show, I won't even know what's going to happen when they do the Lost ten year reunion special. There's a fog monster and polar bears but the bears are from a comic book and John Locke is a guy, I think. Also, one of the hobbits in Lord of the Rings is in there as a rock star and he has tattoos and does drugs. So, these people live on an island because their plane crashed and they have to survive on this weird island with bears and monsters and hobbits. It's really weird that I haven't seen this yet.
On this island, there's a pregnant lady(maybe) and she has a baby monster or a dream about a monster or maybe she's not pregnant. Also, there's a love triangle because any show that is very popular has a love triangle because people like to imagine what they would do if they were in a love triangle. Maybe I didn't watch it because love triangles are too complicated for me, I can barely manage a love line, right guys? I don't even know what that means.
The weirdest thing that happens when you tell people that you haven't watched Lost, the first thing they say is "Don't even bother, it's so dumb. They were dead the whole time." Another thing they could say is "Don't even bother, I'll just ruin it for you right now." Where were those people before I watched Unbreakable, huh? Man, I need to update my references. I've heard that it tries to tackle philosophy and uses lots of symbolism and it sounds interesting but it's one of those things that helps when you're watching it when other people are also. It sucks to be the guy who wanders into a conversation with some "You guys ever seen Lost?" because if they were interested, they're probably done being interested in it and if they haven't, by this point they probably don't care either way. Oh, now I see why it's okay to spoil it.
So, in conclusion, Lost is a show I have not watched.
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